Oh, there was just so much fear in her heart.
FUCKING HEAD CANNON ACCEPTED!!
Guardians Of The Galaxy #13 cover by Sara Pichelli
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit
It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes
why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.
My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.
no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange
what the actual fuck australia
May and Coulson in Lola
dirty mind Deadpool deserves a punishment from Power Girl
Let me just tell you something about this final scene. I sat through this whole movie thoroughly enjoying every last little bit of it. I even made a running motion when the first two gifs happened. When the movie finished my boyfriend was very very quiet and he looked a little sad. I was very confused because it was a fantastic movie. He turned to me and asked “is that suppose to represent how our education system doesn’t make enough accommodations for [mentally] slower students?" Monster’s University was a little deeper than I thought
i’m 99% sure its because he is a slug but ok
SMUT FANFICTION IN REAL LIFE
#this is not an exaggeration okay #children do say this #children do wonder why they can’t find themselves in the media #don’t fucking tell me it doesn’t matter #it matters so much #children NEED to see themselves represented #or else they grow up feeling inferior and not worthy
THIS IS FROM AGENTS OF SHIELD YOU COMPLETE ARSE
SCREW YOU TUMBLR, OKAY THE KID NEVER SAID THAT THE LEGIT LINE IS “I’m okay” THIS KID’S FAMILY REALLY POOR OKAY AND HE DIDN’T WANT HIS DAD TO SPEND MONEY FOR HIS BIRTHDAY GOD DAMN IT
GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR PRETENTIOUS SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGING
IS THIS FOR REAL HAHAHA I JUST LAUGHED MYSELF TO DEATH BYE
That moment when even Tumblr is sick of Tumblr…
Also, did everyone forget that Black Widow is Russian, Hulk/Bruce Banner played by an Italian descent, Tony Stark played by a “Buddhist Jew,” Maria Hill and Jasper Sitwell are Hispanic, Victoria Hand is a lesbian, Thor and Loki are freakin’ aliens played by an Australian and a Brit, Captain America’s gifts were given to him by a German Jew, Melinda May is of Chinese descent, and that Nick Fury is also an Avenger, black, and he’s EVERYONE’S MOTHERFUCKIN’ BOSS OF BOSSES?!
The most accurate representation of me telling a joke
we’ll miss the First Act, as usual
Clark Gregg’s ugly Christmas sweater [x]
(You can glimpse it at 3:41)
Wow. This is the most Dadtastic picture of him I have ever seen.
Hahahahahahahahahaha, loveable dork!